Yesterday, Cole asked me if Santa is real. Then he proceeded to tell me that he thinks that Daddy is Santa. In fact, all the daddies got together and decided to give presents to their kids but called it "Santa" so that we wouldn't suspect them. Then he proceeded to tell me about how birds do live in the North Pole because Santa made a place for them to land. That seemed a little contradictory to me, but I decided to keep it to myself.