We are sitting in church - in the way back of course. Because Skyler is constantly roaming around (despite trying to block him in the row), the others just don't understand the concept of "whispering" despite our please. So, yeah, we sit in the back section (plus we tend to be late too). We sit down and just a few minutes into the meeting Danny is PLEADING to go to the bathroom -
"Please Mommy! I need to go SOOO BAD!"
It can wait until they finish passing the sacrament (they had just started passing the bread).
"But I need to go POO!!!" (very loud and makes me cringe) - and he's starting to bend over and acting like his insides are going to fall out.
Fine, go quickly - but you have to go by yourself.
"But what if I can't find the bathroom?"
It's just out in the hallways, you'll see it. (He's been there before...)
He goes out, and comes back in.
"I can't find it Mommy!" Now he's crouching and wailing and I'm trying so hard to shush him...
Cole, take Danny to the bathroom please and don't take a long time!
(I'm starting to feel myself melt into my chair and hoping that everyone in the last 20 rows didn't hear about Danny's woes.)
Cole obediently walks out of the chapel with Danny in hand, and as he exits he yells (in the big Cole voice)
"And save me a water!"
I guess some people didn't even notice (his dad), but I felt like calling it a day.
