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Cole stayed at home while I did Hunter's carpool on Friday.  Upon my return, Cole is in his underwear and I immediately ask what happened.  Cole says, "Didn't you get my message?  I called you and told you about it already!"  My phone didn't show any missed calls and I thought perhaps he had called the wrong number (which he does often enough to know the other person by name).  Later, I got a call from my sister, Lara, asking why Cole had called her about spilled milk.  Here's a transcription of the message...

Uh, if this is….uh….hi, this is Cole. If this is (major grunt of frustration) my mom Lea, I just want you to know that I spilled my…some milk and it went EVERYWHERE! So I’m cleaning it up and it got on my pants so I took them off and are drying them, so things might be a little crazy around here. Bye.

My favorite part is "a little crazy around here..." since it was just him and his mess!