this our conversation in the car the other night between Hunter (H), Cole (C), and Me (M) (for mommy of course).
H: I think I have a chap on my lips
M: well, you don't get a "chap" on your lips - chapped is a description for the way lips are. Either they are chapped or not, but you don't get a chap.
C: What is chap?
M: Chapped is a description of dry lips. You'll see little white flakes and they hurt.
H: I definitely have chapped lips.
C: So, why do they have sticks of chap?
M: what? I'm confused.
C: Then I'm never going to use chapstick again.
H: What, why wouldn't you use chapstick? It helps the chapped lips go away.
C: No, it sounds like it is a stick of chap. Why would I want a stick of chap? I'm never using chapstick again. I don't want my lips to be chapped.
M: giggling and thinking, this is priceless. And I KNOW I'll never think of Chapstick the same way again.